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i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole
i’m also going to have another daughter with the first name crystal and middle name meth for obvious reasons
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Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Ellen: Ok.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.
All the awards.
Parenting: A+
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THE METAL
You can tell because he doesn’t have facial hair.
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remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
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I spent the later part of this week working on this friendly little Sloth.
Very happy with the finished product, and I hope you like it too!
Also, here is a video about Sloths, with the quote ”slipperier than a greased pig”
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